Cover Reveal THE UTTERLY UNINTERESTING AND UNADVENTUROUS TALES OF FRED, THE VAMPIRE ACCOUNTANT

Ladies and gentlemen, today I have a real treat for you. I am so excited to share the cover for THE UTTERLY UNINTERESTING AND UNADVENTUROUS TALES OF FRED, THE VAMPIRE ACCOUNTANT (FRED for short) by Drew Hayes because it means we’re that much closer to FRED’S release day!! And trust me, you’ll want to read this book!

So without further ado, commence ogling and excessive praising! Isn’t it perfect?!

Fred, The Vampire Accountant by Drew HayesSynopsis

Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.

One fateful night – different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive.” Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.

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About the Author

Author Drew Hayes

Drew Hayes is an aspiring author from Texas who has written several books and found the gumption to publish a few (so far). He graduated from Texas Tech with a B.A. in English, because evidently he’s not familiar with what the term “employable” means. Drew has been called one of the most profound, prolific, and talented authors of his generation, but a table full of drunks will say almost anything when offered a round of free shots. Drew feels kind of like a D-bag writing about himself in the third person like this. He does appreciate that you’re still reading, though.

Drew would like to sit down and have a beer with you. Or a cocktail. He’s not here to judge your preferences. Drew is terrible at being serious, and has no real idea what a snippet biography is meant to convey anyway. Drew thinks you are awesome just the way you are. That part, he meant. Drew is off to go high-five random people, because who doesn’t love a good high-five? No one, that’s who.

You can follow Drew on Twitter @DrewHayesNovels, email him at NovelistDrew@gmail.com, or watch him neglect his status feed on Facebook here. Drew loves hearing from readers, so feel free to drop him a line. Accolades, awards, and movie offers also accepted.

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3 Responses to Cover Reveal THE UTTERLY UNINTERESTING AND UNADVENTUROUS TALES OF FRED, THE VAMPIRE ACCOUNTANT

  1. Kathy Palm says:

    AH! That cover is fabulous! Different and perfect. I can’t wait to read it.

  2. Cheyanne says:

    This cover rocks! Can’t wait to read it!

  3. Priya says:

    THIS is by far the uniquest (Is that a word?) and tastiest cover I’ve seen this year! Nicely done Reuts 🙂

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